Where the unwashed masses come to learn about the expectations placed upon them.
Expectation 1: You must have a job. Or at least, you must be able to pretend that you do.
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Expectation 2: You must be married. Or at the very least, you must be on a dating app.
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Expectation 3: You must have children. Preferably, at least two.
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Expectation 4: You must be on social media. To prove to the world that you exist.
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