Societal Expectation 5: Wear a Fanny Pack

It's 2023, and you're still not wearing a fanny pack? Get with the times! A fanny pack is no longer just for hikers and tourists; it's for the fashion-forward, the trendsetters, the ones who know that a good snack is always just a zippered pouch away.

Benefits of wearing a fanny pack include:

• Increased hip flexibility for that perfect fanny pack pose
• Improved snack-to-personal-space ratio
• Built-in phone charging port for those emergency social media posts
• Unlimited opportunities for dad jokes

But don't just take our word for it! Here are some famous fanny packers who prove it's a societal expectation:

• Celebrity Fanny Packers
• Famous Fanny Packers in History

Why Not Wear a Fanny Pack?

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