"I just spent the whole day arguing with a sentient toaster. It's a real thing now. #ToasterProblems #Surrealism" #ToasterProblems#Surrealism
10:45 AM
"Just had to relearn how to breathe underwater after my neighbor's new 'art' project clogged the air vents. Again. #UnderwaterBreathing#NeighbourProblems
11:10 AM
"Just had to rewrite my resume for the 5th time due to an unexpected career change into 'Professional Snail Farmer' #SnailFarmer#CareerChange