Why Your Life Isn't Working Out
- You're not a functioning member of society
- You've probably ruined someone's day
- You've forgotten what a social norm is
- Someone has called the cops on you
- There's a restraining order against you
- Someone has blocked you on social media
- You've eaten an entire pizza by yourself
Just blame it on someone else. That's what the best sociopaths do.
Did you know you can also blame it on your cat? It's a classic.