A comprehensive guide to explaining why your socks keep disappearing.
It's not just you, it's not just your laundry basket. It's a phenomenon known as Sock Abductions.
Socks vanish into thin air, only to reappear in the most unlikely of places. Your favorite socks from childhood, gone. The one with the hole in the toe, gone. It's a tragedy.
But fear not, dear reader. For we have uncovered the truth behind Sock Abductions. A truth so profound, so earth-shattering, that it will change the course of history.
Read on, and discover the secrets behind Sock Abductions.