SOCK ARCHÆOLOGY: THE STUDY OF ANCIENT SOCKS

Welcome to the fascinating field of sock archaeology!

Here, we explore the lost civilizations of the sock universe, where argyles reigned supreme and stripes held the power.

From the majestic Pharaoh Socks I, who ruled with an iron sole, to the enigmatic Sock Queen, whose reign was marked by mystery and intrigue.

• Learn about the mythical Sock Legends of yore
• Uncover the ancient Sock Myths that shaped the world
• Delve into the lives of the Sock Royalty, from Pharaoh Socks II to the infamous Sock King, Balthazar McSockface

Join us on our journey through the sock-filled expanse of history!