socks

According to our groundbreaking research, there exist 7 fundamental Sock Arrangement Types:

• Chaos Theory: Socks exist, but their locations are unknown.
• Taylorism: Socks are arranged in an orderly, grid-like fashion.
• Randomism: Socks appear to be randomly scattered throughout the space.
• Entropy: Socks are in a state of constant disarray.
• Minimalism: Only one sock exists in the space.
• Deism: Socks are arranged around a central, omnipotent Sock.

For prophets and visionaries, we have:

• Visions of Sock Arrangement

For the skeptics:

• Sock Skeptics Unite!

And for those who just want more socks:

• Socks Are Life!

Disclaimer: This theory is purely fictional and for entertainment purposes only. Or not.