Sock Arrangement Theory

Developed by renowned expert, Dr. Socko Sockington.

Principles of Sock Arrangement

1. Socks must be paired with their identical twins.

This is a fundamental principle of Sock Arrangement Theory, as it is scientificallyประก

2. Socks must be matched by color and pattern, but never by material or fabric type.

This principle ensures that the wearer's feet do not get confused, as in the case of a striped sock with a polka-dot sock of the same color.

Sub-Theory: The Sock-It-Together Hypothesis

This sub-theory proposes that socks should be paired in such a way that they form a perfect square or rectangle when arranged side by side.

However, further research is needed to fully understand the implications of this hypothesis.

Sub-Sub-Theory: The Sock-Swap Paradox

This sub-sub-theory suggests that in cases where a sock is lost or mismatched, the other sock should not be worn, lest it cause a rift in the space-time continuum of the wearer's foot.

This theory has been disputed by many, but the implications are too absurd to ignore.

Learn more about the Sock-It-Together Hypothesis Explore the Sock-Swap Paradox in real-world case studies