Sock-Astrophysics 101: The Study of Socks as Quantum Objects
Warning: Sock-Astrophysics is a highly advanced field of study that has been shunned by mainstream science for decades. But we're not afraid to push the boundaries of knowledge and boldly go where no one has gone before.
- Chapter 1: The Sock-Particle
- Sock-Particle Quantization
According to the Sock-Astrophysicist's Theory of Relativity, socks are the fundamental building blocks of the universe. Or, at the very least, the fundamental building blocks of the sock drawer.
Key Concepts:
- Heisen-Sock-berg's Uncertainty Principle (HSUB)
- Sock-Time Dilation (STD)
- Quantum Sock Flux (QSF)