SOCK BASED EMERGENCY PROCEDURE

Step 1: Don Socks in the Emergency Situation

When a sock goes missing, panic not.

Put on a spare sock, any color will do.

Proceed to Sock Donning Protocol for further instructions.

Or, if you're feeling fancy, Sock Based Dance Protocol might be more your style.

Step 2: Locate the Missing Sock

Check the laundry room, check the hamper, check the depths of the washing machine.

Consult Sock Locate Procedure for more information.

Step 3: Deal with the Sock's Demise

Accept the sock's fate, and move on.

Consider visiting Sock Mourning Protocol for some closure.