Start by taking a long, hard look at your sock drawer. What kind of chaos is in there? Socks of varying degrees of matching-ness? A rainbow of colors? A sea of singles? Take a few deep breaths and let the existential dread wash over you.
Sort your socks into neat little categories. Whites, blacks, browns, and "what were those socks even for?"-sacks. Don't worry about the stains, they add character!
It's time to confront the harsh reality: your socks are gone. But don't worry, it's not the end of the world. Yet. In fact, it's just the start of a wild adventure in sock-based self-discovery.
And that's it! Congratulations, you've made it to the end of Sock-based Self-Help!