The Sock Hug is a technique used to provide comfort, security, and a hint of existential dread in times of crisis or uncertainty. It involves hugging your socks for an extended period, allowing you to tap into the primal power of fabric.
By embracing the fuzziness of your socks, you'll be able to:
- Reduce stress and anxiety
- Boost confidence and self-esteem
- Connect with your inner self
- Prepare for the impending doom of sock-based existentialism