Sock 1 says: "I'm a bit worn out, but still got it where it counts."
Sock 2 says: "I'm the most comfortable sock in all the land, until I got a hole."
Sock 3 says: "I'm not just a sock, I'm a work of art, with a hole that's almost... artistic?"
Sock 4 says: "I'm the most stylish sock you'll ever meet, with threads that are so fine, they'll make you cry."
Disclaimer: The opinions expressed by the socks are their own, and may or may not be sane. Do not try this at home.
We've lost count how many socks we've lost in the wash. If you know the answer, please let us know.