- Step 1: Gather Socks
- Step 2: Tangle Socks in a Twist of Fate
- Step 3: Rotate Socks 360 degrees in a Sock-Spinning Circle of Life
- Step 4: Unravel the Sock-Spinning Circle to Reveal the Sock's True Nature
The Sock Rotation Technique is a highly advanced method of sock manipulation, requiring a deep understanding of the intricacies of fiber optics and the human psyche.
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