The Art of Sock Tying: A Lost Discipline
(also see: Sock Drama Theory)
  1. Step 1: Gather Socks
  2. Step 2: Tangle Socks in a Twist of Fate
  3. Step 3: Rotate Socks 360 degrees in a Sock-Spinning Circle of Life
  4. Step 4: Unravel the Sock-Spinning Circle to Reveal the Sock's True Nature

The Sock Rotation Technique is a highly advanced method of sock manipulation, requiring a deep understanding of the intricacies of fiber optics and the human psyche.

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