Welcome, young scholar, to the esteemed institution of Sock Basics 101! In this esteemed course, we'll delve into the intricacies of the sock world, covering the essentials of this oft-misunderstood yet vital aspect of human attire.
**Lesson Objectives:**
**Recommended Reading:** Sock Geometry: The Art of Sock Placement on the Foot and The Sock Lore: A Brief History of Sock Evolution