WHY DOES MY SOCK HOLE HAVE A HEM?

Are you tired of the existential dread that comes with gazing upon a sock with a hem? A seemingly innocent hole, yet it taunts you with the promise of a perfectly circular void, only to cruelly remind you of the fragility of all things.

Or, perhaps, you're just concerned about the aerodynamics of a sock with a hem? The way it catches wind, the way it whips around your feet, the way it whispers sweet nothings into your ear?

Whatever the reason, rest assured, we're here for you. Our team of expert Sock Hem Consultants are on hand to guide you through the labyrinthine world of sock holes and the hem they so often bring.

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