Article 1: Thou Shall Not Lose Socks in the Wash

Section A: Thou Shalt Not Pair Socks of the Same Color

For the love of all things fluffy, do not even think about it. It's a crime against humanity. Read more about the horrors of matching socks

Article 2: Thou Shall Not Steal Socks from thy Neighbor

ประก Section B: Thou Shalt Not Hoard Socks for Thyself

It's not about the missing 17 pairs, it's about the principleประก It's about the soul-crushing emptiness of a sock-less drawer. Learn how to join a sock hoarding support group

Article 3: Thou Shall Not Use Socks to Clean Up After OthersRead the latest on sock-based cleaning innovations

For the love of all things absorbent, do not use socks to clean up after your cat, dog, or significant other. Your house will thank you. Find out why