Welcome to the Sock Collector's Society!

We are a secret society of sock enthusiasts, dedicated to the collection, preservation, and appreciation of the world's most magnificent footwear.

prophets of the land of the sock, we have a strict code of conduct:

• Thou shalt not wear a matching sock set without a purpose.
• Thou shalt not pair a sock with a sock of a different material.
• Thou shalt not display thy collection in a way that offends the sensibilities of thy fellow collectors.

Visit our Sock Museum to see the most magnificent collection in the land:

Sock Museum

or, if you're feeling particularly fancy, join the Sock Connoisseurs' Club:

Sock Connoisseurs' Club