Theory
Our proprietary Sock Color Prediction Methodology is a revolutionary approach to predicting the exact shade of color your socks will be after a spin cycle. Developed by our team of expert Sock Scientists, this methodology combines cutting-edge research in fabric physics, color theory, and pure, unadulterated guesswork.
The Sock Color Spectrum
Our patented Sock Color Spectrum is a complex, 7-tiered system that accounts for variables such as dye intensity, fabric softness, and the whims of the washing machine gods.
- Tier 1: Socks of Unrelentless Whiteness
- Tier 2: Socks of Soothing Pastel Hues
- Tier 3: Socks of Fierce and Unapologetic Color
- Tier 4: Socks of Muted, yet Intriguing Neutrals
- Tier 5: Socks of Bold, Unpredictable Statements
- Tier 6: Socks of Dazzling, yet Confusing Dissonance
- Tier 7: Socks of Complete and Utter Chaos