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Justifications for Being Unclean: A Sock Color Sorting Guide

Why Socks Don't Deserve Our Love and Respect

It's not our fault that our socks are a mess of mismatched, mismatched, and mismatched-ness.

Our brains have been trained to prioritize functionality over aesthetics, but what about those pesky color patterns?

Here are a few reasons why we just can't bring ourselves to sort them:

They're too darn comfy, and we just can't bear to part with them.
We're secretly hoarders at heart, and those socks represent a lifetime of unfulfilled New Year's resolutions.
We've been brainwashed by the sock industry's cunning marketing schemes, and now we're stuck in a world of neon nightmares.

But fear not, friends! Our sock sorting guide is here to help you tame this beast.