Welcome to the Sock Drawer of Despair!

We have a vast collection of socks. Socks of all colors, shapes, and sizes. Socks of despair.

Socks of Redemption Socks of Anger Socks of Confusion

Our Sock Sorting System

We have a highly complex system of color-coded sock sorting.

Our Sock- Sorting AI has failed us.

We're trying to fix it, but in the meantime, prophets of doom have been sighted in the sock drawer.

Socks of Doom