Located in the heart of the Sock-punk neighborhood, our academy is dedicated to teaching the ancient art of harnessing socks as a primary means of self-defense, stealth, and ninja-like agility.
Learn the Fundamentals of Sock Sorting Compete in our Sock-Based Martial Arts Tournament Master the Art of Sock-Wielding for Self-Defense Enroll in our Sock-Based Ninja Training Program Explore the Deep Philosophical Implications of Sock-Based Martial ArtsLearn the basic sorting techniques for separating matching socks from non-matching socks, and the art of sock-pairing for optimal sock-comfort and sock-stability.
Take it to the Next Level: Advanced Sock Sorting Master the Sock-Sorting Trickster Techniques for Maximum Efficiency Explore the Deep Philosophical Implications of Sock SortingCompete against the best Sock-Based Martial Artists in our annual tournament for the title of Sock-Master General.
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