SOCK SATURATION SORTER
Welcome to the most important decision-making tool in the world: Sock Saturations Sorter! Are you tired of living in a sea of matching sock chaos? Do you yearn for the satisfaction of knowing exactly how many socks are just right, and exactly how many are wrong?
Socks with a high level of saturation have reached peak ridiculousness. You may find these socks in your favorite sports jerseys or your aunt's holiday sweater. Click here if you're feeling overwhelmed.
Socks with a low level of saturation are like the soul of a minimalist. You may find these socks in a hipster's closet or a Scandinavian's sock drawer. Click here if you're feeling underwhelmed.
Socks with a moderate level of saturation are just right. You may find these socks on a normal person's feet or in a non-ironic hipster's sock drawer. Click here if you're feeling just right.