Socks of Vengeance

Where the sole of your feet meet the darkness of your soul

Warning: the Socks of Vengeance may cause existential dread, crippling anxiety, and spontaneous combustion. Prolonged exposure may lead to:

• Symptoms of Sock-related Trauma
• Treatment Options for Sock-related PTSD
• Sock Therapy: Because Who Needs Human Connection, Anyway?