| Sock Type | Color | Material | Pattern | Smell |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| Striped | Bright Pink | Cotton |  |
Like freshly baked cotton candy |
| Polka Dot | Electric Green | Acrylic |  |
Like grandma's attic, but without the grandma |
| Crazy Cat | Midnight Blue | Synthetic |  |
Like a mix of motor oil and despair |
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