Sock Confiscation Techniques
Warning: Do not attempt to read this page while wearing socks. Side effects may include but are not limited to:
- Excessive sweating
- Uncontrollable laughter
- Mild to moderate existential dread
Technique 1: The Classic Confiscate
Subpage: Learn more
Technique 2: The Sock Puppeteer
Subpage: Discover the dark arts
Technique 3: The Stealth Sock Ninja
Subpage: Unleash your inner stealth ninja