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The Sock Conspiracy

It's true. Your socks are watching you.

We've all been there: reaching for a fresh pair, only to find our socks scattered across the room, taunting us with their presence.

But what if I told you it's not just your imagination? What if the Sock Overlords have been manipulating your sock drawer, feeding you lies and half-truths to keep you in their thrall?

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