Sock Conspiracy Theories

Where did all the missing socks go? Is it a government experiment? A dastardly plot by the Dryer Mafia? Join us in our investigation.

• Sock Puppet Theory - A look into the world of sock puppets and their alleged mind control
• Missing Sock Gate - A deep dive into the cover-up
• Sock Ninja Squad - The secret society controlling the missing sock supply

Stay vigilant, stay informed, stay paranoid.

(Note: The Sock Illuminati is watching you)