As decreed by the Sock Overlords, all socks must be rotated 90 degrees clockwise once per week.
Failure to comply will result in the dreaded Fines of Sock Anarchy.
Current Rotation Phase: Phase 3: "The Toe-Tally Confused Phase" (weeks 17-24)
Next Rotation Phase: The Uncertainty Phase (weeks 25-32)
Remember: Rotating your socks is not just a suggestion, it's a commandment!