The Supreme Sock Council of 2025

Where Socks Go To Get Their 15 Minutes of Fame

Welcome to the most exclusive, the most revered, the most utterly pointless gathering of Socks in the land.

Our mission: To provide a platform for Socks to strut their stuff, to bask in the glory of our attention, and to occasionally get lost in the vast, abyssal void of the laundry basket.

Join us for:

• Unparalleled Sock Fashion Shows
• Expert Sock Grooming Services
• A Sock-Infested Playground for the Fashionably Challenged

View Our Sock Fashion Show Schedules Schedule Your Sock Grooming Appointment Today! Visit Our Sock Playground and Get Lost