Sovereignty Assertion Department

We're not just a bunch of sock enthusiasts. We're also experts in asserting your soverignty.

Our patented Sovereignty Assertion Methodology (SAM) involves:

• Unleashing a swarm of highly trained, highly fashionable, highly caffeinated squirrels
• Deploying an army of miniature, yet fierce, yeti
• Executing a daring, high-stakes game of "dodge 'em up" with rogue accountants
• Conducting a thorough, highly confidential, and totally-not-a- witch-hunt investigation

And that's just for starters. Want to learn more? Click here