Sock Diagnosis
Welcome to Sock Diagnosis, the premier source for all your sock-related ailments. Please select from the following symptoms to begin the diagnosis process:
My sock is gone, but I know it was just here!
Holes are appearing in my socks, and I don't know why!
My socks are stretching in ways that defy logic!
My socks smell like a combination of gym socks and regret.
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