Sock Dictators: A Primer
SOCK DICTATORS ARE NOT JUST PEOPLE WHO WEAR SOCKS, THEY ARE PEOPLE WHO RULE BY THE POWER OF SOCKS!
- They are known for their impeccable taste in socks.
- They have an army of sock-wielding minions at their beck and call.
- They have been known to use their powers for good, but mostly for evil.
Want to become a Sock Dictator yourself? Start with our beginner's course, Sock Dictators 101.
Or, if you're feeling advanced, try Sock Dictators Advanced for the latest techniques.
For the really, really advanced among you, Sock Dictators Theory will blow your mind (and your socks).