Sock Diplomacy 101

Welcome to the most footloose, sole-ful course on Sock Diplomacy you'll ever encounter!

Lesson 1: The Sock Drawer as a Negotiation Table

Step 1: Gather your socks and sort them by color, pattern, and fabric. This will help you understand the diverse interests of all parties involved.

Step 2: Identify your sole-mates (the socks you get along with) and your sole-foes (the socks that drive you crazy). Negotiate with your sole-mates to find common ground.

Step 3: Address the Sock Drawer Divide: separate your clean laundry from your dirty laundry. A clean sock is a happy sock, after all.

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