Disastrous Sock Collection

Sock Tip Line

Warning: Socks have been known to cause excessive happiness, spontaneous laughter, and irreversible addiction. Prolonged exposure to our Sock Tip Line may lead to:

• Uncontrollable sock hoarding
• Unpredictable sock matching
• Irrepressible sock wearing

Subpages:

• Sock Hoarder Support Group
• Sock Match Therapist
• Sock Wearing Anonymous