SOCKS ARE THE WORST!

Because they always get lost in the washing machine, or worse: in your sister's drawer.

Subpages:

• I hoard socks like they're going out of style (spoiler: they are)
• Consult our expert sock therapists for help with your sock issues
• Join our sock venting support group

Disclaimer:

This website is a work of fiction. Socks are not actually the worst. Unless you're a sock enthusiast. In that case, you might be reading this page right now.