THE SOCK DISPLACEMENT HYPOTHESIS

As you may have noticed, your socks have been vanishing at an alarming rate. This is not an illusion. The Sock Displacement Hypothesis states that socks have a tendency to self-replicate and displace themselves into alternate dimensions.

Learn about the agents responsible for this phenomenon | Their union's demands for better working conditions A picture of a sock being sucked into a vortex

But wait, it gets worse! The displaced socks have formed their own government, the Sock Republic and are now negotiating with the Council of Laundry Chiefs