Welcome to SOCK DRAMA THERAPY!

A place for you to air your deepest sock puppet concerns

Are your socks not matching? Do you feel like you're stuck in a never-ending cycle of sole-mate disappointment?

Confess

Or, if that's not your thing, try:

• Sock Hoarding: Where the lines between collection and obsession blur
• Sock Drama Support Groups: Because who needs a social life, anyway?