**1987:** The Sock Apocalypse: Socks were invented and promptly lost in the wash.
**1990:** Sock-Slacker: The first recorded instance of a sentient sock demanding to be worn.
**2001:** Sock-Tragedy: The Sock-Slacker incident escalated into a full-blown Sock War, resulting in the loss of 17 socks.
Celebrate the Sock-Tragedy anniversary
**2019:** Sock-Renaissance: The invention of Sock-Savers, revolutionizing the way we store our Sock Dramas.
Read the Sock-Renaissance story
**2022:** The Sockocalypse: Socks, once a source of joy and comfort, have become a symbol of existential dread.