MISSING SOCKS

We have a bit of a problem here...

It seems you've misplaced your socks. Again.

• Sock Grief Support Group
• Sock Identification Unit
• Sock Rescue Team

Causes:

Sock-napping

Sock-astrophe

Sock-astrophe 2: Electric Boogaloo

Unexplained Sock Vanishing

Symptoms:

• Excessive Sock searching
• Frequent Sock-related anxiety
• Obsessive Sock counting

Solutions:

Check the washer/dryer

Consult Sock Whisperer

Install Sock-locating device

Disclaimer:

This page is not responsible for the disappearance of your actual socks. Or is it?