Sock Drawer Geometry: The Art of Socking

Methods

As any self-respecting Sock Drawer Optimization Expert (SDOE) will tell you, the key to optimal sock drawer organization is a solid understanding of geometry. And I, Dr. Sockius Maximus, have dedicated my life to unlocking the secrets of the sock drawer universe.

Socking Patterns

There are many socking patterns to choose from, each with its own unique properties:

• Striping the Spread - A classic pattern for the discerning SDOE.
• Binary Socking - For those who like their socks in neat little pairs.
• Chaos Socking - Perfect for the free-spirited SDOE.

Socking Tools

But what good is a socking pattern without the right tools to apply it?

• Sock Clipper 3000 - The ultimate sock clipping device.
• Sock Stretch-O-Matic - For those hard-to-stretch socks.
• Sock Tweezer - For the delicate SDOE.