Sorting Socks with Science
Our team of expert sock-sorts has devised a patented method for optimizing sock drawers everywhere. By applying the principles of chaos theory and machine learning, we can ensure your socks are arranged in the most efficient, aesthetically pleasing order imaginable.
- Step 1: Sort by color
- Step 2: Sort by pattern
- Step 3: Sort by thread count (because who doesn't love a little bit of elitism)
- Step 4: Sort by size
- Step 5: Sort by personal attachment (i.e., which socks you've worn the least)
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Our Sock Hat Sort system has been proven to increase sock drawer efficiency by a whopping 97%! Don't believe us? Check out our Sock Hat Sort studies for yourself!