How it works
The Sock Roller Method involves using a combination of physics and brute force to sort your socks.
Step 1: Gather a large collection of socks.
- Sort by color.
- Sort by texture.
- Sort by smell.
Step 2: Feed the socks into the Sock Roller 5000.
The Sock Roller 5000 uses a combination of centrifugal force and sharp edges to sort the socks into neat piles.