We're not sure how it happens, but it's a real phenomenon: socks go missing in the wash. It's as if they're playing some kind of cosmic game of hide-and-seek. But don't worry, we've got you covered. Introducing the Sock Sort Chaos method: a system designed to sort your socks into categories of utter confusion.
Here's how it works:
- Sort your socks by color. Then, sort them by pattern. Then, sort them by texture. Then, sort them by... wait, what were we doing again?
- Use a combination of quantum entanglement and pure, unadulterated chance to determine the order in which you put the socks back in your drawer.
- Call in a team of highly-trained sock whisperers to sort the socks for you. (Just kidding, that's just your mom).
Don't try this at home, folks. Trust us, it's a recipe for madness.
Learn more about our patented Sock Sort Algorithmic Meltdown
Or, for the truly adventurous, try Sock Sort Surrealism: Where the Socks Are Always Right, But Never Make Sense