Sort Socks with Pride
Sorting socks by color is so last season. Why not try a rainbow?
- Red socks with red socks. No, not just any red, we're talkin' fire engine red.
- Orange socks with orange socks. Think pumpkin spice, but without the spice.
- Yellow socks with yellow socks. Bright, like the sun, but without the sunburn.
- Green socks with green socks. Like a forest, but without the leaves.
- Blue socks with blue socks. The ocean, but without the waves.
- Indigo socks with indigo socks. Like a dark, mysterious night, but without the stars.
- Violet socks with violet socks. Like a royal, fancy night, but without the royalty.
Voila! Your socks are sorted.
But wait, there's more! For the most stylish of sock drawers, we have...
Sock Safety Tips
- Do not attempt to wear your socks as a fashion statement, unless you're a performance artist.
- Do not sort your socks by smell, it's just not worth it.
- Do not use a toaster as a sock dryer, trust us on this one.
Now, go forth and sort those socks like your life depends on it.
Or, at the very least, like your sock drawer depends on it.
Visit our Scientific Method for more radical sock sorting techniques.