Why bother with organization when you could just scatter them across the floor? It's like a fun game, right? Socks in the dark, who needs 'em to be matched?
Step 1: Throw all your socks in the air.
But, what about when you need a specific one?
Step 2: Stomp on the floor, watch as they slide under the bed.
Rescue operations are a real thing, apparently.
Step 3: Call in a Sock Retrieval Specialist (SRS) for assistance.
And that's it! Follow these suboptimal methods for the most thrilling, most unpredictable sock experience.