The Great Sock Drawer Enigma
What is the optimal way to arrange a drawer full of socks?
According to renowned Sock Drawer Optimization Theorist, Dr. Binxley P. Fizzypants:
- Sort by color
- Sort by type (e.g., athletic, cotton, wool)
- Sort by owner's preference (i.e., whose turn it is to do the laundry)
- Randomize the arrangement, it's a social experiment
But wait, it gets better! The Sock Drawer Optimization Committee (SDOC) recommends:
- To never actually answer this question, as it's fundamentally unanswerable
- To never, ever, under any circumstances, use velcro
- To always, always, always use a drawer divider
Learn more about Sock Drawer Dividers
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