Our Sock Drawers Union was founded in 1987 by the great Sock Drawer Philosopher, Professor Sockington P. Bottoms.
We are a union of sock drawers dedicated to the art of keeping your socks in order, even when no one else will.
Join us and together, we can make the world a brighter, more organized place, one drawer at a time.
Our History
Our union was formed when Professor Sockington P. Bottoms realized that the world was running out of control, with socks scattered willy-nilly all over the globe.
He gathered a small group of like-minded individuals and set out to teach the world the art of sock drawer organization.
From there, the union grew rapidly, with members from all walks of life joining our cause.
Today, we are the largest union of sock drawers in the world, with members in every continent.
Our Mission
Our mission is to promote the importance of organized sock drawers, one pair at a time.
We strive to educate the public on the benefits of a well-ordered sock drawer, from reduced stress to increased productivity.
Join us and together, we can make the world a more harmonious place, one sock drawer at a time.