We're a union for socks that have lost the fight. The ones that have been stretched, torn, and worn out.
Our Surgeons: Where Socks Get ReattachedArticle 1: Socks shall not be worn on Tuesdays.
Article 2: Socks shall not be worn with sandals.
Article 3: Socks shall not be worn with flip-flops.
Our union was founded in 1952 by a single sock named Steve.
Steve was a sock with a dream: to create a union for all socks.