Q: Why should I care about sock dyeing?
A: Because, let's be real, who doesn't love a good argument with their S.O.B. over whose turn it is to wear the matching socks?
You're welcome, by the way.
Q: How do I choose the right dye?
A: Don't. Just don't. We have experts for that. Here's a subpage for that.
Q: Will this affect my sock's warranty?
A: Warranty? Ha! You mean that thing that's been voided since the 1980s? Yeah, probably not.
Q: Can I dye my cat's sock?
A: NO. Don't. Just don't. Here's why.
Q: Can I get a refund if my socks turn out ugly?
A: Ugly's subjective. Here's the fine print.